Sunday, March 21, 2010

And then somehow something happened and then we got away

Hey there adoring fans! I have had a good weekend. well except for one thing. this is a thing that has haunted me for a good chunk of my life. Long before i married my wife (the most terrific person in the world) i became addicted to pornography. Although i do my best to abstain, sometimes i am tempted. I love my wife and God. I will do everything in my power (and God's) to be holy. I will deal with this. anywho, on to lighter things. I have a good weekend. on saturday, i hung out with my family because my brother just recently turned 19. The wife and i got him a gamestop card. and we also got my mother flowers, because we hadn't given her her mother's day gift from last year! It was a good visit. then that night, we had my wife's cousin and husband over to play video games and hang out. yes, this weekend has been good to me, for more reasons than i can list. any way, i am sleepy and i am watching golden girls with the wife, so good night all.

Random Phrase: You haven't seen anything till you've seen a frustrated cow.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Gargoyle is a fun word

So a few good things happened today. I finally got my W-2 today. Yay. The wife and i are getting a pretty good tax return. Too bad all that is going to student loans. The wife and I also fixed up the car. Too bad we are just going to have to replace the duct tape in about a month (that's right, I said/typed duct tape). I found out when my insurance kicks in, too bad that is in about a month and a half. oh well, not even good news can always be good. The wife is sick. That is bad for all here at this household. She gets a bit grouchy and emotional (which i guess go hand-in-hand).
On to the business of this title. I named this post what i named it because the wife told me to. I also find the title to be true. let's see... what else is happening in my world......
I don't know, i can't think i am too tired. work does that to me. plus, i did this post just a tad too late. but i am hanging with the hotness herself, so it all balances out in the end. Speaking of end....

Random Phrase: Happy Birthday! Now blow out all the candles on your birthday steak!

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

this will be short

I am pretty tired today. That is because i had a nightmare where my wife cheated on me. i had to wake her in order to have my clearly misguided fears destroyed. at work, i took it easy. I also ate lunch with my wifey today. I liked that. we ate at panera bread. I liked that too. the wife might get a day job eventually. I like that too. anyway, i am tired and will now end this blog. to make up for it, i will give you guys two random phrases, and yes that is random!

Random Phrases: 1) That was the most terrifying water i have ever heard! 2) Greetings Earthlings, it has been a long trip, take us to your toilet.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

It won't work

Fumbling


my fingers loosely grasp what my heart says to firmly grip
running down the green field
the smell of grass
the taste of sweat
the feel of the ball
my hold is lost
my defeat laid out
plummeting to the ground
the sound, thud
my life has been wasted on a forgotten dream
a dream of lies.


That was just a nice little poem i just thought up. oh it is good to have inspiration back again. this is sort of my way of talking to God. I do not mind sharing it with others. Sometimes my poems are born out of love or hate, loss or gain, or even nothing at all. I just love writing it down. I feel like whenever i have written a poem down, I have accomplished something great, something to be cherished. Maybe i am just weird. Do you guys ever have something weird like that? A strange desire to do something, simply for the sake of doing it? Oh, and about the title, i didn't think it would work... this putting inspiration on the spot, but it did. I just gave it a chance to shine and it did. thanks inspiration. if any of you guys have a poem or writing that you would like to put up, do it. I do love to read poems and stuff. anyway, it is getting late and i am getting tired (funny how that works out). Goodnight all.

Random Phrase: Woman: A candlelit dinner would be nice. Man: I don't have any candles, how about a bunsen burner?

Monday, March 15, 2010

At Last!

I was praying to God last night and something happened that hasn't happened to me in some time. I got some inspiration for a poem. And here it is.

Suddenly before me

Behind these lies
are the curves of truth!
Deeply anchored, swaying
Parted only for the lives
of those that have come before
Cling to the design of fate
Climb your own path which was chosen for you
An Abyss from above, green shimmering light.
The smell of sulfur, the sound of war.
Never ceasing charts, maps
The eyes of greed always watching
The Golden Hope, evading us all
All but One.
Won for All.



I hope you all enjoyed. I am open to translations. Tell me what you think. Critics welcome. Now for the slow fade to black.... oh no this is the end.

Random Phrase: I have got to go to the bathroom.... to the Urination Station!!!!

Sunday, March 14, 2010

i know what i said, but....

i know i said i was going to write more posts, and do it more often, but.... i am lazy. it is not an excuse but merely a statement of fact. this truth is such that few things are truer. I shall now list the things that are truer: God, Love, Vampire Themed things are really getting old, and education is very expensive. Now that i have gotten that out of my system, I do have an excuse for not having one up yesterday. I had carefully typed out a beautiful, expressive post of how wonderful yesterday was, but sadly i couldn't post it. I had tried to post it with my phone and, for reasons unknown (probably because of Satan or clowns), my phone would not post it. I couldn't even save it. I was so distraught that i chose not to re-write it but instead forget about it until today. (stupid clowns). anyway, here is a weak attempt at redoing my last, fabled post.

Yesterday was great. It was great for three reasons: Mexican food, the Greenville zoo, and of course the wife. I started out the day with great sleep. there is truly nothing in the world like great sleep. then the wife and i had breakfast and lounged about a bit (by "a bit" i mean a few hours) before going to the Mexican place that we had been eyeballing since we moved here. It is called Nazario's. Their food is divine (sorry God). The salsa was probably the best salsa i have ever had. I think they put an abundance of cilantro in it. I also had a Screwdriver. For all you overly cautious Christians out there, Jesus made wine and according to the Bible it was Good wine. Anyway, the drink was great. after the Mexican place we went to the zoo. It was a small zoo, but it was well taken care of, and the animals were mostly friendly. later that night the wife went out and got some sandwiches for dinner and i stayed home and played my life as a dark lord. I really like that game. I spent almost the entirety of the day with my wife (for some men that is a bad thing, but for me, well she is my best friend and i enjoy her company). Sorry this post is late, but i hope it finds happy eyes and warm hearts. I would like you to describe your perfect day. whether it has happened or not, i want to know. Thanks for reading, ba de ba de ba de ba de That's all folks.

Random Phrase: Dude, can't you tell people that you're a serial killer or something?

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

taking a break

taking a break can be awesome. i dont think i need to tell my audience that. i have been working hard these lase four weeks or so. i just needed a break from everything (except video games). last weekend i went to my in-laws' house. we ate out for almost every meal and watched alice in wonderland. i had a lot of fun and on monday, i went in 3 hours late. mostly because i didn't get back home until late, but whatever. the great part was that no one at work seemed to mind. anyway, i am back and will attempt to write one of these everynite.

random phrase: you want random? alnflagnlglsglsewrlnls794y9h35iughnguoerug'.'.;kgdsgiuerhlghnhnkltie8tuo4g'/f
g/ertosrg. was that random enough for ya?

Saturday, March 6, 2010

alice and assassinations

First off, i am sorry for not having written a blog in awhile. I was busy with a game i like to call assassin's creed 2. Also, i have been really tired the last few days; i am not getting good sleep these days. On a lighter note, i am staying at my sis-in-law's (sil) house for tonite and i am watching alice in wonderland today with my wife and the sil. This blog is short and i apologize, but u r just readers what r u going to do? ..... Really what r u going to? ..... Please don't hurt me.

Random Phrase: She's got rings on her fingers, bells on her toes, elephants to ride upon no matter where she goes.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

today was a day to be remember... wait what was i talking about?

today had its ups and downs. I will start with the downs. I got very little sleep (again) and was almost late to work. One of the toilets i had to clean was pretty much covered in feces. about 50%. I had to take off the toilet seat in order to clean it. I repeat, I had to take off the toilet seat in order to clean it. plus some of the discarded body weight was on the floor too. YAY! Then my bosses kept finding new things for me to do today. so i was moving almost constantly. i am feeling some of the effects right now. maybe i can use this exhaustion to actually fall asleep and stay asleep. on the up side i got to hang with my babe aka the wife and watch some edward scissorhands today. plus she made a fantastic meal tonight... like every night. she is awesome. plus plus i got my gamefly game in today, assassin's creed 2. so far it is pretty good. Again i am sorry to say this but i am tired... no questions today. there is and hopefully will always be a random phrase.

Random Phrase: You can't buy the necessities of life with cookies.

I lied there is a question... Do you guys have any solutions for sleep problems?

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Psych!

I just finished watching a disc of one of my all time favorite shows. It is called Psych. This particular disc was sub par, but i still really enjoyed it. it is a show that is about a hyper observant guy and his friend who pose as psychic detectives in order to solve cases for money and fame. it involves a lot of lying and scheming of which i don't approve, but it is hilarious. the dialogue is what i really love about this show, it is fast and witty. another pressing issue in my life is that it snowed today. the only sad part about it is that it didn't stick enough to play with. I do love the snow, but only if it sticks. other than that i don't like cold weather. work was pretty boring today. I am starting to sense a pattern at work and i don't like it. i don't want to fall into a boring rhythm that slowly kills all sources of creativity and happiness. so i try to mix it up a bit at work. it is hard to do that when it is hard to find things to do at work. sometimes they don't give me enough to do, which is bad because they apparently fired the last guy because he wasn't working enough. i should be okay though, i have received several compliments including: You are so much better than the last guy. I think that's a good thing. there are some of my bosses that i don't like though. How you come up with at least one boss that you don't like and writing about him/her? Don't try to be too mean, just tell why you don't like them and don't use real names. well i have a date with the sandman and he doesn't seem like a good person to stand up. Catch ya on the flip side!

Random Phrase: Clean up your act or so help me I will put you back in the pen and take away your feeding trough.

Monday, March 1, 2010

I would say that today was most definitely a monday

Mondays, they suck. I don't like to be the person that says that mondays suck. It's just a day and that's it. This day does not have any mystical power or cursed luck. It is just the day that most people have to go back to work. well my day (i should say night) started out bad. I woke up several times during the night (for no reason... that happens a lot) and barely got any sleep. then when i woke, i realized that i am sick, yay. I coughed and gagged. i apparently have a large amount of phlegm in my chest region. then on the way to work (sorry if this offends) but i had bad gas. (this by no means implies that i think there is good gas.) then i got to work and cough some more. as soon as the coughing subsided i made a dash for the bathroom. mother nature was calling and she wasn't yelling number one. that's right i had diarrhea (if you got a problem with that, oh well). but i didn't just have it once, no no. i have had it four times today (three at work and one at home). oh and get this, the MOD (manager on duty) had me running ragged today. it seemed like everyone had a problem today, and telling me to do something was the only solution. that's ok, it gave me something to do. i don't like to stand around and do nothing, i just wish i had gotten more sleep the night before so that i would have enough energy for it. then there is this girl at work. she makes me uncomfortable. i have already discussed this with the wife. i find this girl (let's call her...... A) pretty and she seems to flirt with me. i could be wrong about the flirting (i am not very good at picking it up) but she seems to seek me out. so i try to ignore her and avoid her, and yes i have told her i am married (i wasn't rude about it though). i don't know, maybe she just wants to be friends with the glorified janitor (that's me btw). oh and i missed seeing that long lost friend (let's call him..... J). he was having a couple of interviews today while i worked so there was no way we could see each other. the wife was able to show him the house in my place. if he gets one of the jobs in the area then he will probably be staying with us until his wife comes down. that could be a few months. i am looking forward to it. the funny thing about this terrible day was that through the whole day i had hope that it would get better. weird huh? well i HOPE you had a good day and a good read. Leave me a comment telling of your least favorite day, and explain why. Also, if you have a terrible day story, go ahead and leave that on the comment section too. Thanks for reading.

Random Phrase: If you work at McDonald's and you smell of french fries, then what would a proctologist smell like?