I would say that today was most definitely a monday

Mondays, they suck. I don't like to be the person that says that mondays suck. It's just a day and that's it. This day does not have any mystical power or cursed luck. It is just the day that most people have to go back to work. well my day (i should say night) started out bad. I woke up several times during the night (for no reason... that happens a lot) and barely got any sleep. then when i woke, i realized that i am sick, yay. I coughed and gagged. i apparently have a large amount of phlegm in my chest region. then on the way to work (sorry if this offends) but i had bad gas. (this by no means implies that i think there is good gas.) then i got to work and cough some more. as soon as the coughing subsided i made a dash for the bathroom. mother nature was calling and she wasn't yelling number one. that's right i had diarrhea (if you got a problem with that, oh well). but i didn't just have it once, no no. i have had it four times today (three at work and one at home). oh and get this, the MOD (manager on duty) had me running ragged today. it seemed like everyone had a problem today, and telling me to do something was the only solution. that's ok, it gave me something to do. i don't like to stand around and do nothing, i just wish i had gotten more sleep the night before so that i would have enough energy for it. then there is this girl at work. she makes me uncomfortable. i have already discussed this with the wife. i find this girl (let's call her...... A) pretty and she seems to flirt with me. i could be wrong about the flirting (i am not very good at picking it up) but she seems to seek me out. so i try to ignore her and avoid her, and yes i have told her i am married (i wasn't rude about it though). i don't know, maybe she just wants to be friends with the glorified janitor (that's me btw). oh and i missed seeing that long lost friend (let's call him..... J). he was having a couple of interviews today while i worked so there was no way we could see each other. the wife was able to show him the house in my place. if he gets one of the jobs in the area then he will probably be staying with us until his wife comes down. that could be a few months. i am looking forward to it. the funny thing about this terrible day was that through the whole day i had hope that it would get better. weird huh? well i HOPE you had a good day and a good read. Leave me a comment telling of your least favorite day, and explain why. Also, if you have a terrible day story, go ahead and leave that on the comment section too. Thanks for reading.

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