i know what i said, but....

i know i said i was going to write more posts, and do it more often, but.... i am lazy. it is not an excuse but merely a statement of fact. this truth is such that few things are truer. I shall now list the things that are truer: God, Love, Vampire Themed things are really getting old, and education is very expensive. Now that i have gotten that out of my system, I do have an excuse for not having one up yesterday. I had carefully typed out a beautiful, expressive post of how wonderful yesterday was, but sadly i couldn't post it. I had tried to post it with my phone and, for reasons unknown (probably because of Satan or clowns), my phone would not post it. I couldn't even save it. I was so distraught that i chose not to re-write it but instead forget about it until today. (stupid clowns). anyway, here is a weak attempt at redoing my last, fabled post.

Yesterday was great. It was great for three reasons: Mexican food, the Greenville zoo, and of course the wife. I started out the day with great sleep. there is truly nothing in the world like great sleep. then the wife and i had breakfast and lounged about a bit (by "a bit" i mean a few hours) before going to the Mexican place that we had been eyeballing since we moved here. It is called Nazario's. Their food is divine (sorry God). The salsa was probably the best salsa i have ever had. I think they put an abundance of cilantro in it. I also had a Screwdriver. For all you overly cautious Christians out there, Jesus made wine and according to the Bible it was Good wine. Anyway, the drink was great. after the Mexican place we went to the zoo. It was a small zoo, but it was well taken care of, and the animals were mostly friendly. later that night the wife went out and got some sandwiches for dinner and i stayed home and played my life as a dark lord. I really like that game. I spent almost the entirety of the day with my wife (for some men that is a bad thing, but for me, well she is my best friend and i enjoy her company). Sorry this post is late, but i hope it finds happy eyes and warm hearts. I would like you to describe your perfect day. whether it has happened or not, i want to know. Thanks for reading, ba de ba de ba de ba de That's all folks.

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